1. A gaggle of wine lovers (freaks!) - get-togethers, chats and giggles, private tastings, wine recommendations & warnings, new arrival announcements, special orders and requests, etc. - endless opportunities to enjoy wine and learn more about it. All done with utmost dignity and responsibility, of course! Plus you get to yell at Joey. 2. $10 off the entry fee
for the Main Wine Club tastings (motto: what, am I drinking?), 3. Major discounts on wine
purchased at the Main Party Store! (*except allocated wines: Some rare and/or snooty wines are available in very limited quantities and have specific amounts allocated to each state and to each retail establishment, by some distant nameless authority who bears a stunning resemblance to Strom Thurmond. Examples are Penfolds Grange, Opus One and Chateau Charles DeGaulle. The Main Party Store gets very limited numbers (tiny!) of these wines, often only 3 or 6 bottles, and therefore may not be able to offer discounts on these wines. Tragic, but true.) If you'd like to join the club (and who, in their right mind, wouldn't?), please fill out the elusive subscription form and mail to the address on the form with a check or money order (no Canadian money or Euros) made out to the Main Party Store. You will be mailed a membership card that you can begin using immediately but not before that. The card will have your name, DNA sample, membership number and an expiration date. No other personal information will be printed, published, folded, spindled, mutilated, have its mattress tags removed or circulated by, or to, anyone other than the Main Party Store or the Main Wine Club without your permission or that of your mother. The card, along with photo ID, must be produced at the check-out counter or at the tastings entrance for you to claim your discount. Only the person named on the card is eligible for any of the discounts detailed here, there or anywhere. One additional card can be provided for your spouse, significant other or partner in wine(show us some commitment!). But that's it, alright? We hope you will join us and we look forward to
having you as a member. Thank you
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